Your Weekly Feed of Fresh Feline Tweets That Capture the Purrfect Comedy of Cats (September 14, 2026)

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  • 01

    He's actually one of the teachers

    Amy @Amy_90_x Made me laugh 0 A REMINDER FROM THE SCHOOL OFFICE: The black cat in the playground does not belong to the school. He arrives at 8:45. He leaves at 3:15. He has attended more days this year than several pupils. He is not on the register. 1:54 PM • Sep 13, 2026 .594.8K Views
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  • 02

    Sending all the prayers Rosco's way

    Tyler Gillly @TylerGillly Rosco is over 22 years old. I got him right out of high school. He had outlived my whole family pretty much, but was around for all of it. He isn't doing well. I have him comfortable. Please send positive thoughts this is so hard... HAKUNA MATA 3:01 AM - Sep 13, 2026-502.6K Views 1K 1.4K 53K 971
  • 03

    The cone of chaos has claimed another victim

    Nimi Nightmare @niminightmare For a month now my cats have been fighting due to misdirected aggression after one of them had to wear a cone Yesterday, for the first time since then, they cuddled and groomed each other It heals my soul to see them getting along again (oˇˇo) 10:38 PM Sep 13, 2026 112.6K Views 132 17472 16K ☐ 223
  • 04

    We always check on them when they do this

    spongAleksi (+) @spongrexic Genuinely, how tf do cats breath in this position I cant breath if even one my nostrils is covered, whats their secret???? 9:00 PM - Sep 13, 2026 - 71.7K Views 19 17220 11K 276
  • 05

    Having cats is like preparation for kids, basically

    kiesha ❤ @kiesha9i idk how yall got kids. this cat pushes me past my limit every day • 7:20 PM Sep 13, 2026 336.9K Views > 37 13.3K 22K 464
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  • 06

    Our cats make our day every single day

    banana @hannahjabana this cat doesn't know she just made my entire day 4:28 PM ⚫ Sep 13, 2026 119.8K Views
  • 07

    Finally, Bodega cats are getting the recognition they deserve

    Dexerto @Dexerto New York City is getting a bodega dedicated entirely to cats, complete with free treats, games and prizes CAT BODEGA PET YOUR LOCAL BODEGA CAT CAUPT CIST T BODEGA EEELS CAT BODEGA OPEN 12PM- 6PM TASTY CINCKEY NEW TES COL TEMPTING TUNA SAVORY SALMON TREATS-TOYS-TUNA-TROUBLE TREATS-TOYS-TUNA- NE ES CHE BEST VALUE TREATS N M! CATS CAN RESIST 12:00 PM - Sep 13, 2026 226.1K Views 70 1940 13K 1K
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  • 08

    Wonton doing so well makes us so, so happy

    Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats highly recommend an emotional support tonton after a c 6:09 AM · Sep 13, 2026 · 73.9K Views 65 715 14K ☐ 220 py day
  • 09

    That's one of the silliest-looking cats we have ever seen

    anna @thanku4urIove foster kitten in the tiniest creature in the entire world......... miniscule. microscopic 12:38 AM Sep 13, 2026 72.8K Views
  • 10

    A fitting name for such a gentleman

    Fail Father of Four @rulesdisobeyer My friend named his cat Chudbert and I didn't get it until he sent me this picture • 5:04 PM · Sep 12, 2026 264.7K Views MB
  • 11

    We would call this band "Triple Blep"

    I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3 The gang ALT 4:41 PM - Sep 12, 2026 135.1K Views
  • 12

    They have standards, and we must obide by them

    kiesha @kiesha9i Sorry, my cat expects me home by a certain time. 2:53 PM - Sep 12, 2026 · 233.9K Views 22 3.4K 16K
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  • 13

    Ugly cats are sooo important to us

    decora dave @trollkito I said ugly cats make the world go round! decora dave @trollkito Sep 12 ugly cats make the world go round! • 2:42 PM · Sep 12, 2026 324.9K Views
  • 14

    Getting a cat really does change your life

    The Fruit Basket Cats @FruitBasketCats Back in 2017 I found a weird looking kitten in my grandpa's barn, and for the last nine years she's gotten me through the days when I felt like there was no point in being alive anymore.
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    Iconic. Would frame.

    ✿ lark @foxygautier I can't stop laughing at this photo of my cat my gf took • 8:01 AM ⚫ Sep 12, 2026 141.8K Views
  • 16

    A cat's life is quite strage, if you think about it from their purrspective

    rio #2 bugoomf @gryIIotalpidae i was playing with my cat and picked her up tightly and gently spun in a circle but forgot that she had just drank water and out of her came the most "cat full of soup sound" and I apologised so many times I still feel so bad my poor soupy girl 2:43 AM ⚫ Sep 12, 2026 120.2K Views 9 17574 17K ☐ 543
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    Don't know about anyone else, but we are ready to adopt this guy

    Capitol City Turn-Based Intelligence Center @inthesamedevice richmond spca has a gorgeous orange cat named Balthazar but the poor guy is making this face in every picture ALT richmondspca 11:55 PM · Sep 11, 2026 587.3K Views 98 1.4K 3/6 | | ALT richmondspca 39K 1.6K 6/6
  • 18

    Why does your wedding last two weeks?

    emo @no1quippyfan how do people find cat sitters for their wedding lol “yeah u arent important enough to me to be invited to my wedding but would u watch my cat for 2 weeks?"???? 9:44 PM - Sep 11, 2026 - 554.1K Views > 79 17133 24K 288
  • 19

    Living her best life is what

    naiyo centipede vtuber @NaiyoSpede Almost asleep before hearing the worlds loudest meow... girl what are you doing 7:17 PM - Sep 10, 2026 - 130.6K Views 45 17869 21K A
  • 20

    They are and will be everything to us until their last day and beyond it

    Hannah @manateecrochets My cat, Cleo, turns 20 sometime in September. I would make a big emotional post given that's a long time but my mom sent me this photo of her last night and it's the funniest thing ever 5:36 PM - Sep 10, 2026 - 88.2K Views 28 815 16K 506
  • 21

    Meow?

    Sam Bowman ❤ @s8mb 50th anniversary of Mao's d th today. It's all my cats have been talking about. 4:26 PM Sep 10, 2026 553.6K Views > 56 11.7K 30K ☐ 923
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  • 22

    And we are happy to hear that message every time!

    Charlotte Lee @cljack cats will be like "hello!!! we have a VERY IMPORTANT message for you!!! but you have to leave your office and come into the living room to hear it!!" and then the message is just "Hello I am a cat" 2:46 PM Sep 10, 2026 446.6K Views • 61 12.9K 28K ☐ 1K
    via @cljack
  • 23

    Explain that to my cat who fell off the balcony. Some cats get lost.

    Lloyd Legalist ⭑ @Lloyd Legalist I feel a bit bad for cat owners putting up posters for their lost cats. Your cat isn't lost, man. Cats don't get lost. Your cat left you. • 5:00 AM Sep 10, 2026 - 376.6K Views 276 1.9K 24K ☐ 525
  • 24

    Being approved by the family cat is not something to take for granted

    erica @EricaCaitlin_ my brother and his cat moved in and she has chosen me as her new mom 4:28 AM ⚫ Sep 10, 2026 69.8K Views 27 124 13K ☐ 127
  • 25

    For six years.

    LOLSBOX @lolsbox #lolsbox #cat #funny #funnycats #cutecat TO WHOEVER KEEPS FEEDING THE GREY CAT ON THE THIRD FLOOR: HE IS ON A PRESCRIPTION DIET. HE IS NOT STARVING. HE IS ACTING. HE HAS BEEN ACTING FOR SIX YEARS. 11:53 PM • Sep 9, 2026 647.6K Views
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  • 26

    Liking cats instantly makes everyone more attractive

    ser nora of threebeers @snarwors There was a guy at petsmart who was objectively a 4 but when I heard the TEENIEST BABY MEOW in the carrier in his hands and he went "spooky, please, we talked about this” he instantly became an 8 the s his cat @bootlegshakira • Sep 9 t thing a man can do is be a loving father to 8:25 PM. Sep 9, 2026 1.1M Views > 35 13.1K 88K ☐ 2.9K
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    Instead, we send these images to all of our friends

    kiesha❤ @kiesha9i sometimes I wish my cat had a phone so I could send her tiktoks and be like "you lol" 3:02 PM ⚫ Sep 9, 2026 219.5K Views ◇ 21 2.4K 13K 268
    via @kiesha9i
  • 28

    Please adopt that cat right now

    Olya Tanner @roliepoly a cat I haven't seen before showed up in my yard, I scanned it for a microchip, it came back as registered, so I submitted a "found pet" report, only to have the registered owner leave me a VM saying to "mind my business" NOT ALL PEOPLE DESERVE PET PRIVILEGES 10:16 AM Sep 9, 2026 239K Views > 34 17542 18K ☐ 234
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    Yes. Yes, we do. Every single day.

    star.. @dwecayedgirl does it ever make u emotional when u look at ur cats and think of how little they r. like wow u have a tiny heart and tiny little lungs and tiny little kidneys and bones 8:44 AM ⚫ Sep 9, 2026 502.2K Views 85 15.3K 35K ☐ 748
  • 30

    He was having the best nap of his life

    Andrew McCarthy ❤ @AJamesMcCarthy Just woke up from a nap in my hand towels and doesn't know what year it is 6:41 AM ⚫ Sep 9, 2026 68.7K Views
  • 31

    There is no such thing as a room where cats are "not allowed"

    .° •juni. @_banoonitoons wife just sent this picture from the room where no cats are allowed 5:41 PM · Sep 8, 2026 351.5K Views
  • 32

    A happy ending

    Chelsea Cirruzzo @ChelseaCirruzzo a real life is beautiful moment today when I glanced at my neighbor's window and saw the stray street cat we'd all been collectively feeding since march who had disappeared the last few weeks to my concern!!staring back at me behind the window nice and clean with a new collar on 4:15 AM · Sep 8, 2026 97.2K Views ○ 16 17254 11K ☐ 167
  • 33

    "Got a psychic reading for my cat"

    kiesha @kiesha9i when i got a psychic reading for my cat and she said they fight because one cat thinks she is my soul guardian and that we are meant to be together and my other cat is just a regular animal amanda @desiØre Sep 7 • it's crazy that pets just get into little fights w each other out of nowhere. they have a whole other dimension to their relationship i know nothing about. that had probably been building up for weeks 1:14 PM ⚫ Sep 7, 2026 · 226.3K Views > 15 1452 11K ☐ 455
  • 34

    That is correct. Pspsps every cat you see.

    @gffyoq life's too short to not meow and pspspsps at every cat you cross paths with. 9:40 PM - Sep 6, 2026 · 194.9K Views 18 14.3K 15K ☐ 434
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